Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I am just saying...
that if you give your kid a mohawk, you are giving him full regard to be a douchebag. Now let me start by saying, when Blake gets out of the pool or bath we always make his little tuft of hair into a mohawk, so I am not against the mohawk maybe just this particular kid. That being said, there is this 5 year old kid at the pool that his parents have shaved his beautiful locks into a full on mohawk, and then I observe him being a complete d-bag to all the other kids in the pool. Now maybe he has been a d-bag his entire life (5 years) and maybe the mohawk just adds to it, but when I see him tripping and drowning other kids in the pool with a big smile on his face I am not sure. Then the icing on the cake, he makes farting noises with his armpit. So that being said, when Blake begs for a mohawk in a few years, I will most definitley remember Luke from the pool.
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Luke sounds like he should have a mullet not a 'hawk!
We're totally giving Riley a mohawk before we shave his head...I'm hoping if we shave it, it'll stimulate the hair on the sides of his head. :)
Just don't let him drown kids in the pool!
Argh, I can't believe the kid's name is Luke! There was a story on the news down here about a 3 yr old who had a mohawk that was dyed bright orange. His pre-school told him he couldn't come back until it was gone because it was a distraction to other kids. Of course the parents were WT and were fighting the school..whatever!
I also have always wanted to be able to fart with my armpit. I know, it's a very sad ambition in life, but hey, it's true.
Okay...I wouldn't ever dye Riley's hair but why do you guys think the pre-school would care??...unless, it was liberty spikes. (go ahead, Heather- google it)
P.s.- your blog is becoming a messageboard, tee hee
Ha, Ha I ACTUALLY knew what liberty spikes were but googled it just for fun!
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